Thursday, March 5, 2009

Sharing is caring?!...


A recent study showed that 60% of all married men cheat on their wives... which means out of my 10 friends married/engaged, 6 of their men will cheat on them..
boy, how encouraging, right?...
2009 has sparked a sociological alter ego in me. One who is entrigued by the styles of attraction of others. And boy, have I found some nutty cases.
Take my two girlfriends; both of which are having affairs with married men, both who are single and very qualified for her very own loving relationship.
The evolution of the mistress who often " was unaware her man was married" is now becoming the mistress who clearly knows the strip of pale skin on her beau's ring finger is not just "some birth mark" and goes out of her way to nab him with the hopes that he will " leave his wife" for her.
Think again. Doesn't it make sense that if he is already cheating on his significant other with you, he will play you the same deck of cards? And further more, will he EVER leave his wife? and what makes you think it'll be for you?
Lust and seduction are as enticing as the sweet smell of cinnamon that lingers from the Cinabon at the mall's food court. But, just like cinnamon buns, they have one thing in common.. ASS.
Pardon my vulgar term but, there's no other way to explain. You indulge in this sweet, forbidden dessert dripping in icing ( no pun, intended!) and then two weeks later you realize it.... your ass is the size of a mobile home! the same thing goes with lust and seduction. You indulge in the forbidden chase of catching that married man who tells you he's "having problems with his wife" and after months pass and he's still with her and you are still the booty call you realize it.... ASS.
Let's face it ladies ( and gentlemen) your married lover is already off limits. That parking space is already taken and even if you try rear-ending the car already in the space, you will not get your car in. You'll just end up with a crashed hood, a massive deductible payment and higher insurance premiums.
I know I may not be the Dr. Phil of dating but, I know common sense when I see it and there is no need for romantic comedy movies, self-help books or pop songs to clarify it anymore- Affairs with married men are a bad choice. As horrible as his current wife maybe, she is still his wife and until that is completely changed, there is still time and history invested in that.
Bikini season is right around the corner so next time you get tempted to.. eat that cinnamon bun.. remember how it goes to your ASS
xoxo -S

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