Now, Ti's the season to be grateful and although most of my readers are 20-something femmes, I do have a few scattered male readers who fear I will base my next post on them. In order to show them gratitude for not landing in my ranting stream, I shall recount the top 10 Thank Yous in no particular order and directed to no one in particular except those boys I know who deserve the praise.
10. Thank you for being completely honest about my hair color/outfit/boy I'm digging even when I clearly know you are wrong. Being willing to speak your mind to your female friends is a daunting task especially when they are clearly beginning to look like they resort to highlighters to color their hair.
9. Thank you for wearing delicious smelling cologne when in small spaces with females and people in general. ( There are exceptions to this) There is nothing better than to smell Jean Paul Gautier while traveling to the 2nd level of the Parking Garage.
8. Thanks for coming back with witty, funny remarks instead of cheesy and pathetic pick-up lines. That is so 1995 . I may be speaking for myself when I say this but, "U and I shouldn't be rearranged in the alphabet", they are fine where they are.
7. Thank you for wearing clothes that fit your body. Showing your toned arms is one thing, Showing your Hanes Boxers is just plain dumb. This is NOT a Kriss Kross music video and you are neither Kid nor Play. The happy median between leggings and parachute pants is a pair of well structured straight legged pants. Gap and Banana Republic are your friends, so please take note.
6. Thanks for allowing us girls to pay for ourselves and sometimes you as well. Any friendship is a partnership. You scratch our back, we scratch yours; You take us to dinner, we leave the tip.
5. Thanks for not making fun of us when we sing off key on Rock Band. Although we'd rather you laugh at us to our faces instead of making the suppressed smirk look.
4. Thank you for well-groomed facial hair and hygiene. Over plucked eyebrows are a no-no but nicely trimmed beards and teeth that don't look like you store corn kernels in your mouth is greatly appreciated and acknowledged
3. Special Thanks to the few who are good fathers. As the wise John Mayer says, "Fathers be good to your Daughters, Daughters will love like you do". Thanks for breaking the cycle of fathers not being involved in their children's lives.
2. Thanks for not taking yourselves too serious around us ladies, being too uptight is never fun. Humor is the way to a girl's heart, ask anyone.
1.Thanks for being a true representation of gentlemen.
As I said before there are a lot of guys who deserve to hear this so this goes out to you guys. We, ladies, appreciate your genuine wonderful traits and during this time of Thanksgiving offer up our compliments.
Happy Thanksgiving, don't over eat!
xoxo
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