Taking Wedding Entertainment to new 'heights'

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The creator of Broadway show, In the Heights and original Unavi, Lin-Manuel Miranda surprised his beautiful wife with the most delightful song on their wedding day. Here's hoping I snatch up my own Broadway genius in the future!

L'Chaim to both!

The Secret to life...

Who knew that the secret to living happily ever after was condensed into a 3 minute song written in the 1960s?! The wise, Jimmy Soul unveiled the secrets to being "happy for the rest of your life" in one simple phrase: "get an ugly girl (or guy) to marry you".

How simple was that? And all along, I thought that happiness= marrying Brad Pitt.

Below are the deep lyrics from Jimmy Soul and above is my favorite scene from Mermaids featuring the song.


If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he marries her then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart

But if you make an ugly woman your wife
you'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ugly woman cooks meals on time
And she'll always give you peace of mind

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

Sax solo

Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match
Take it from me, she's a better catch

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

Spoken:
Say man!
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day!
Yeah?
Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright!

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

Facebook Break-ups: New Study shows when most people break up on Facebook

FACEBOOK BREAKUPS

According to a new study conducted with over 10,000 FaceBook status updates, breakups happen in seasons. Next time you are "in a relationship" on FaceBook or if you are in one currently, keep in mind: 


Spring Break= Relationship Mass Terminations
Mondays are the most common day to break up 
and there's a slim chance you'll be dumped on Christmas Day.
(via Buzzfeed)


So, if you take anything away from this study it is this: August Through October will keep you on the safe side from getting dumped on FB. 


May you have less Exes than Oh!'s 
-SB